Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm immune to fear but totally vulnerable to frosting π°π Related funny posts π Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it. Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake. I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate. I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone. People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!