Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.