Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.