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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.