Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ready to save the world or just track your steps at the gala? πππββοΈ Related funny posts π I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it. One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap. Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks. If youβre going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit. Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.