Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs? Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess some people think DMs stand for “Desperate Messages” 😂📬 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while? I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate. You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier. Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well. The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.
