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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.