Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job. Commentary:Sounds like Professor needs a recess instead of teaching a lesson! ๐๐๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass. Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren. Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.
