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Relationship status: I love my bed.

Relationship status: I love my bed.

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Relationship status: Committed to my bed, where cuddles are always available and no drama in sight. 💕😴 #BedIsBae

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, comfort, humor, i, love, priorities, relationship, sleep, status on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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