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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.