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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. Iโ€™m going to need some new crayons.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต has downloaded:

โ€œIโ€™d love to go to the moonโ€ I said โ€œbut on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of itโ€™s thereโ€

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฏ has viewed:

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง has bookmarked:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ has shared:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ has copied:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ has copied:

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesnโ€™t explode.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has viewed:

Itโ€™s like my therapist always says, thatโ€™ll be $175.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? Iโ€™ve needed that in literally every job Iโ€™ve had.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask โ€œis it in yet?โ€

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

Going viral on Instagram:

My keys fell in the snow, and now theyโ€™re gone forever โ€” time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Live now on Pinterest:

Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

Going viral on Twitch:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if youโ€™re not supposed to fill it to the top?

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Social media has dragged humans back into Platoโ€™s cave, and chained them there.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

Relationship status: I love my bed.

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67 shares on X this month:

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Youโ€™re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. Itโ€™s in the sky.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

52 shares on Discord this month:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

23 shares on Facebook this month:

Iโ€™m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

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You can’t ’48 Laws of Power’ me.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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The real pandemic was when everyone was reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ has downloaded:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ has downloaded:

I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage Iโ€™m like “yeah, me know”.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ has downloaded:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ผ has copied:

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ญ has bookmarked:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has downloaded:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด has bookmarked:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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Just landed via Messenger:

Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

Just shared via Twitch:

All the clouds have come out to play today.

Breaking via YouTube:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Spotted on YouTube:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

Freshly posted on X:

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

Making waves on Threads:

Living la vida taco!

Trending via Twitch:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

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