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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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Dance like China isn’t watching.

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I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.