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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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Dance like China isn’t watching.

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.