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  • Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.
  • I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.
  • You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.
  • Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.
  • English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?
  • Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?