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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the m…

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the m…

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Well, well, well, looks like someone's got some explaining to do! 🎅🏼👀 Who knew Santa had a twin wandering around the mall causing chaos and confusion? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Always expect the unexpected during the holiday season, folks! 🎄😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Christmas, disbelief, humor, i, joke, just, mall, okay, real, reality, Santa, saw, surprise on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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