“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.