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Well, well, well, looks like someone's got some explaining to do! 🎅🏼👀 Who knew Santa had a twin wandering around the mall causing chaos and confusion? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Always expect the unexpected during the holiday season, folks! 🎄😂

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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