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I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.