So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When words fail, my silence game is on point 😄🤐🔇 Related funny posts 😂 Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver. “You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis. Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.