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So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

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When words fail, my silence game is on point 😄🤐🔇

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, communication, fluent, friendship, humor, i, me, next, silence, sit, speak, tired, too on Oct 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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