Some nights I stay up hella late just farting. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're the "toot" fairy, spreading laughter while everyone else dreams! 💨🤣🌙 Related funny posts 😂 The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.” The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man. Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk. You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.