Some nights I stay up hella late just farting. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're the "toot" fairy, spreading laughter while everyone else dreams! π¨π€£π Related Funny Quotes π€ I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late. The reason I stay up late is because I donβt want my free time to end and tomorrow to start. The reason I stay up late is because I donβt want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start. I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. Iβll think twice before wasting my time again. Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.