Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just don't let it be the start of a long-term 'bread' relationship! 🥪🤣" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A sandwich has the power to change your entire life. My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich. If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich. You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.