Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base. Commentary:Sounds like you hit a home run straight into the Twilight Zone! 😂⚾👽 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not. Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow. Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”. My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me. What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?
