Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back. Commentary:"Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity – a true 'retardy' situation if you ask me! 🙄😄 Just keep moving forward, and leave the confused 'hey, retard!' shouters in your fabulous dust, darling! 💁🏼♂️✨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!” “Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.” Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes. The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.