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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity – a true 'retardy' situation if you ask me! 🙄😄 Just keep moving forward, and leave the confused 'hey, retard!' shouters in your fabulous dust, darling! 💁🏼‍♂️✨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attention, back, humor, i, interaction, reaction, retard, social, social interaction, someone, surprise, yell on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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