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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Going viral on Discord:

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

Live now on Discord:

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

Just landed via Twitch:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

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If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

72 shares on Discord this month:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

Social media may have been a mistake.

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

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Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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They expect me to work at work.

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