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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.