Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.