Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Silence is golden, and I'm basically Fort Knox! 😂🤐💰 Related funny posts 😂 Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example. Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver. I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle. I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe. The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.