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Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

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Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”