Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”