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Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Shared recently on Discord:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Breaking via WeChat:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Seen just now on TikTok:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Spotted on YouTube:

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Trending via YouTube:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Just landed via Snapchat:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Making waves on Discord:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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90 shares on Twitch this month:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

29 shares on Discord this month:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

94 shares on Discord this month:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

52 shares on TikTok this month:

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

53 shares on Facebook this month:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

99 shares on Instagram this month:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Going viral on Slack:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Just landed via Reddit:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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