Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like my social battery needs a few more months to recharge ⚡️🔋🤣" Related funny posts 😂 Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day. My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm. Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries. Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that. Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.