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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last tim…

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last tim…

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"Looks like my social battery needs a few more months to recharge ⚡️🔋🤣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, avoiding, excuse, fun, fun activity, humor, i, introvert, last, laziness, recovering, recovery, rest, sorry, staying, staying in, still, time on May 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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