Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no. Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like my government skipped the memo on 'Making Life Easy 101' and went straight to the advanced level of 'Making Life Complicated 404'. 🤷♂️💸 #ThanksNotThanks" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome. Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces. There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago. Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.
What an embarrassing time to be alive.