Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.