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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

46 shares on Slack this month:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

60 shares on X this month:

It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

99 shares on Slack this month:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

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I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Trending via YouTube:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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