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"Looks like my government skipped the memo on 'Making Life Easy 101' and went straight to the advanced level of 'Making Life Complicated 404'. 🤷‍♂️💸 #ThanksNotThanks"

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

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Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

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He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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