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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Commentary:
"Looks like my government skipped the memo on 'Making Life Easy 101' and went straight to the advanced level of 'Making Life Complicated 404'. 🤷‍♂️💸 #ThanksNotThanks"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affordable, commentary, government, humor, i, irony, life, pleasant, safe, social, social commentary, sorry on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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