Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birt… Commentary:"Whoops, my bad! Looks like I accidentally walked into a parenting nightmare! 🙈 Maybe stick to using their charm to sell ice cream instead? 🍦😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey. I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler? “I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.” I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control. Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.
