Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Whoops, my bad! Looks like I accidentally walked into a parenting nightmare! 🙈 Maybe stick to using their charm to sell ice cream instead? 🍦😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control. Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication. Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year. Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act. Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.