Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control. Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Whoops, my bad! Looks like I accidentally walked into a parenting nightmare! 🙈 Maybe stick to using their charm to sell ice cream instead? 🍦😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year. Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control. Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey. I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste. The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”
What an embarrassing time to be alive.