Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control. Funny Quotes July 10, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year. I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair. I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste. The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.” Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.
