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Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.