Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.