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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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2 months ago

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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86 shares on Discord this month:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

96 shares on Discord this month:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

81 shares on X this month:

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

You lose some, you lose some more.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

Live now on Discord:

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

Spotted on Instagram:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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