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  • No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.
  • If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.
  • Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.
  • Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.
  • I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”
  • Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.