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Everyoneโ€™s a gangster until itโ€™s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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I totally get it! Those hand dryers are more skeptical of my existence than my cat when I try to feed her something new. ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿฑ

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