Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone? Commentary:When your room screams "toy store explosion" but you're still aiming for romance 😂🎨🛍️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store. I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied. The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse. You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill. In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.