Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Start every phone call with "My battery is at 5%" so you can hang up whenever you want.

Commentary:
“Imagine the power move of casually dropping ‘My battery is at 5%’ at the start of every call 📱⚡ Nobody would dare keep you on the line for too long! 😂 #PhoneCallGameStrong”

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