Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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I’m running out of people I like.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.