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  • Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.
  • I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?
  • Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.
  • If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.
  • Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.
  • The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.