Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That moment when kids become the ultimate superhero sidekicks to ward off unwanted attention 😂🦸♀️👶 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me. My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her. The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man. I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend. “I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.