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Oh, poor planning there! 🍻 Timing is everything, especially when it comes to denying being tipsy at work! ⏰ Maybe next time, play it cool and let the boss do the questioning first! 😅 #OfficeBlunders

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64 shares on Slack this month:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

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Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

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I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

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I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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