The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah yes, my longest relationship was with my WiFi and snacks! 😂🍕📺 #LivingTheDream" Related funny posts 😂 The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it. I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations. Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other. Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.