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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”