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You lose some, you lose some more.

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My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

I’m the ick in fantastic.

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

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