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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.