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👏👏 The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have felt like a one-man standing ovation auditioning for the role of "Awkward Encourager." Sometimes you just gotta throw caution to the wind and applaud your way through life's uncertainties! 😄👏

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Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

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The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

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Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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