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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.