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Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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Trending via TikTok:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Breaking via Telegram:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Making waves on Discord:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Spotted on Facebook:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Live now on YouTube:

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

Going bananas on Telegram:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Seen just now on Telegram:

May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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79 shares on Snapchat this month:

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

50 shares on TikTok this month:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

44 shares on Slack this month:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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Living la vida taco!

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If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

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Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

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I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Simplicity is so complicated.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Making waves on Telegram:

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

Live now on WhatsApp:

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

Spotted on Pinterest:

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

Going bananas on Facebook:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Just shared via Instagram:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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