The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.