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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.