Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?