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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.