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I donโ€™t call them exes, I call them whys.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didnโ€™t happen.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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Iโ€™m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesnโ€™t know how to focus.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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