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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

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Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

66 shares on Discord this month:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

63 shares on X this month:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

59 shares on Threads this month:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

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I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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