The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

The one thing I've never had in my car's glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Looks like your glove box is playing hard to get! 🤣🧤 Maybe it’s just practicing for the “hand” of friendship — or maybe it’s secretly a minimalist with a sense of humor! 🚗😂

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