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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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2 months ago

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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2 months ago

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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2 months ago

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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2 months ago

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30 shares on Telegram this month:

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

96 shares on Slack this month:

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

82 shares on X this month:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

33 shares on Slack this month:

I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

77 shares on X this month:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Spotted on Messenger:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

Spotted on Threads:

Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Just shared via TikTok:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

Making waves on Telegram:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Spotted on TikTok:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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