The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.