The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

Commentary:
Haha, sounds like your wife has mastered the art of playing hide and seek with her own phone! 📱😂 Maybe it’s her way of keeping you on your toes—or just testing your detective skills. Either way, teamwork makes the dream work—especially when it involves finding missing phones! 🕵️‍♂️❤️

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