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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just whe…

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just whe…

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Haha, sounds like your wife has mastered the art of playing hide and seek with her own phone! 📱😂 Maybe it’s her way of keeping you on your toes—or just testing your detective skills. Either way, teamwork makes the dream work—especially when it involves finding missing phones! 🕵️‍♂️❤️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged call, communication, ever, humor, i, joke, just, marital, marital joke, marriage, only, person, phone, relationship, trying, wife on Apr 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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