Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.