The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.