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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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Eating healthy requires a second job.

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People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.

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When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

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I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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If you see me in public, it’s AI.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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Your opinions are not my business.

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Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

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Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

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Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

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The future is buffering.

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Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

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If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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