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The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity t…

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity t…

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When you hit 50, your bladder gets a promotion: Director of Urgency! 🚽😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 50, 50 plus, age, aging, available, bathroom, being, humor, opportunity, pee, plus, take, thing, whenever, wisdom, wise on Jul 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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