The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing. Commentary:"Single men’s diet: the only food pyramid that’s actually a pile of pizza boxes! 🍕🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing. Short men store so much anger in their little body. Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”
