Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Commentary:
🤣 "Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose. Let's just say 'out of sight, out of mind' isn't just an expression for me, it's a lifestyle choice! 🙈"

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