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🤣 "Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose. Let's just say 'out of sight, out of mind' isn't just an expression for me, it's a lifestyle choice! 🙈"

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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

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76 shares on YouTube this month:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

93 shares on Threads this month:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

59 shares on Discord this month:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

41 shares on Slack this month:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

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Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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Trending via Twitch:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Breaking via Threads:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

Seen just now on Telegram:

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

Spotted on Messenger:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Trending via Threads:

Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

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